homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via lalabunney)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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(via hellogoodbyelexi)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via iambehindtheglasses)

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via skawhore)